because calvin did it too and the poem is perfect io guess
reblobbin from my main account, happy valentines day you fat nasty trash!
HEY GUYSZ!
*guys
Tomorrow I will be visting Bro/Dirk! If you have any questions 4 the 2 of us, feel free to aks!
*ask
Anonymous asked: You are such a terrible Roxy, you make too many spelling mistakes.
Thank you for your criticism! English is not my native language so i am a bit unsure about the language part, I will try to get better at writing Roxy! If you could state what else makes me “such a terrible Roxy” aside of just the spelling mistakes, I would be happy, because in my opinion I think “terrible” is a bit harsh.
Just as a hint: your wording isn’t very polite, and posting these things anonymously isn’t adding to it- so next time you want to give someone critic, it would be nicer to do so openly! Especially since I’m running this blog only for fun ;)
thank you!
![wow hye tehre Stroder*sterder*strider
But u took the worng porlat*portalsry strider, but ur Jake is in antoher castle! guess i congfiruated tehm wrong. U would never show up liek this 4 me.
[at letas not wehn im awkawe*awake]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lygkujPHxy1ro7wg9o1_1280.jpg)
wow hye tehre Stroder
*sterder
*strider
But u took the worng porlat
*portal
sry strider, but ur Jake is in antoher castle! guess i congfiruated tehm wrong. U would never show up liek this 4 me.
[at letas not wehn im awkawe
*awake]
idk lest blame it on teh alochol!
o wait this is tumblr
I AM SOOO OFFDENDS u know I will be cotinuing 2 b mad at u in a long blogentyr!
*entry
nah i kid
its booze i guess
OH HEY TEHRE wait taht sounds familari
M-mister Tribbiani, is taht u?!
oh mi gsoh
*gohs
*giosh
*gosh
my childhodo sxeual fantnasies r comin true!
tehrse so mnay thgins 2 get frunk on!
*drunk
appletinis!
Tomatinis!
Waffeltinis
…. Milchschnittinis?
i kid i kdi!
maed dem up. try a mratini or a classy secrwdriver!
*martini
rhats a good uqetsion
*question
i miagine it 2 b liek in the fanfciton i worte FUOND ONLINE
“Ohhh mitser Strdier oooh” Jake said lsutfully as Drik put his enromuos mansausage in2 him. “Oh Jaek u maek my kokoro go doki doki” Dikr repeild and moand. It was beautifilly.
PLZ NO ONE EVER TELL THME I MAED THIS
UM UM
how do i epxlian tihs w/out gteting in truoble?
*trouble
Liek my mom bysus it mostly and if im out of bozoe i jsut go paly sum online poker 2 get mnoey 4 moar!
*money
im p good ar this
and YES of cuorse ur invtied 2 drink w/me!
